The Palace

Posts : 239 Join date : 2016-09-07 Age : 25

Karkat crossed his arms and glared at Feferi.
BELIEVE IT OR NOT HER BEING A WOMAN DOESN'T FUCKING CHANGE THE FACT THAT I KNOW WHO SHE IS. DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY HAVE HEARD FROM KANKRI, GENDER POLITICS HAVE JACK SHIT TO DO WITH MY ABILITY TO KNOW MY SUBORDINATES. I HAVE LEARNED ABOUT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE PAIN IN THE WASTE CHUTES AND OUT OF *ALL* OF THEM I'VE KNOWN INNSTA THE LONGEST. I KNOW EVERY LITTLE STUPID FUCKING DETAIL ABOUT HER LIKE WHAT FOOT SHE STARTS WITH IN A FIGHT, HER TELLS WHEN SHE'S SPOUTING BULLSHIT TO MY FACE, *AND* HER TERRIBLE TASTE IN FLUSHED CRUSHES. SO I DON'T FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO FUCKING PROVE MYSELF TO YOU THAT I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT WHEN IT COMES TO HER, ALRIGHT?

Subject: Re: The Palace Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:24 pm

Nepeta's face noticeably darkens, but the others nod in agreement

Fair -Enoug)(. W-Ell! I t)(ink t)(is is a bl-Essing t)(-En! If Innsta is as trustwort)(y as you say, and is cl-Early k-E-Eping company wit)( t)(-E t-El-Eport-Er, t)(-En we can simply )(av-E Innsta convinc-E )(-Er to talk to us!

assuming ms telebeach doesnt use her body to convince her otherwise

M-E-ENA)(!!!

Meenah shrugs, clearly unperturbed by her observation

Posts : 213 Join date : 2016-09-08 Age : 28 Location : B4

you realize ivve been tellin you that all wwed need to get a chance to talk to her is havve nep hold up a sign sayin NOWW RECRUITIN
i mean now recruiting
but hey wwhatevver wworks

Posts : 239 Join date : 2016-09-07 Age : 25

THAT MAYBE SO BUT I'M NOT GOING TO JUST VOLUNTEER OUT NEPETA TO BE THE CONVERSATION GUINEA PIG HERE. THE "TELEBITCH'S" INTEREST IN THE HUNTERS IS STILL IN QUESTION HERE, MEANWHILE SHE SEEMS TO BE DICKING AROUND JUST FINE WITH INNSTA. LET'S STICK WITH WHAT WE KNOW HERE BEFORE WE GO GALLAVANTING TORSO-LESS INTO UNKNOWN TERRITORY.

Subject: Re: The Palace Sun Dec 17, 2017 9:52 pm

Nepeta puts her hands on her hips again, frowning at Karkat

:33 < so you trust innsta but not me, huh?

Meenah snorts while Feferi simultaneously stifles a giggle

Posts : 239 Join date : 2016-09-07 Age : 25

Karkat closes his eyes and inhales deeply, trying his fucking hardest here. He exhales and reopens his eyes, looking directly at Nepeta.
I NEVER SAID THAT, AND YOU KNOW FULL FUCKING WELL I DIDN'T. *I'M* SAYING THAT IN THIS PARTICULAR SHITTY SITUATION WE ARE IN, WE MAYBE DON'T TAKE BRAINLESS GRUBFISTED RISKS WHEN WE HAVE A "SAFER" ALTERNATIVE.
WE CURRENTLY HAVE THE RAREST OF OPPORTUNITIES TO NOT FUCK THIS SHIT UP TWENTY THREE DIFFERENT WAYS. AND DOESN'T THE THOUGHT OF OUR PIPING HOT SHIT PARADE NOT FUCKING UP FOR *ONCE* WHILE WE HAVE AN EMPIRE TO PROTECT JUST SOUND GREAT?

Subject: Re: The Palace Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:32 pm

Nepeta tuts and frowns

:33 < in my little tussle with innsta she certainly showed she could hold her own
:33 < but i dont s33 how its a safer alternative when im the better fighter
:33 < i dont like the idea of risking someone outside of the purroblem just to avoid harm to myself

Posts : 239 Join date : 2016-09-07 Age : 25

IT'S THE SAFER ALTERNATIVE BECAUSE FROM WHAT WE HAVE SEEN, INNSTA *ISN'T* FIGHTING HER! THEY'RE GETTING ALONG LIKE TWO FUCKING SPHERE SEEDS IN AN OBLONG POD.
IF WE DECIDE WE IMMEDIATELY NEED TO FUCK THIS BLUE BITCH UP, SURE, FUCK IT, YOU'RE RIGHT ON THE TOP OF THE LIST. BUT RIGHT AT THIS GOD DAMN SECOND I'D PREFER WE DON'T RILE UP EVERYONE'S RUMBLESPHERES TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN.

Subject: Re: The Palace Mon Dec 18, 2017 10:14 am

Nepeta's brow furrows and she lets out a humph and turns her head. Meenah rolls her eyes, as surprised as one can be by the obvious result she's just witnessed. Aradia's strange smile doesn't drop from her face as her eyes dart between Karkat and Nepeta, while Feferi continues to cover her mouth, fighting back a smile

Posts : 213 Join date : 2016-09-08 Age : 28 Location : B4

*Eridan glances at Nepeta with the vaguest hint of concern, then clears his throat*

kar contacts his pupil she arranges a meeting an wwe havve a reasonable discussion wwith ar on standby in case things turn sour
wwe got our plan a approach lets get to it then

Posts : 239 Join date : 2016-09-07 Age : 25

SOUNDS FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC. LET'S NOT SHIT THE RECUPERACOON ON THIS ONE.
Karkat walked over to the far end of the room away from the group whipped out his crabwatch to send a message to Innsta:
HEY YOU IMBECILIC BLITHERING CONSISTENT ACHING PAIN IN THE WASTE CHUTE: WHENEVER THE *FUCK* YOU'VE FINISHED GALLAVANTING AROUND WITH YOUR NEW "FRIEND" DURING WORK HOURS, MEET ME AT THE TRESHICUTIONER DEN. WE NEED TO HAVE A FUCKING MEETING.

Posts : 239 Join date : 2016-09-07 Age : 25

A message pinged on Karkat's phone.

Chat:

Karkat turned around to face the others.
GREAT NEWS, INNSTA IS ON HER WAY TO THE THRESHICUTIONER DEN. MAYBE WE'LL BE ABLE TO SORT THIS SHIT OUT AFTER ALL.

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