Karkat kicks open the door.
EVERYBODY GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE, IT'S TIME FOR TRAINING.
The threshicutioner den was dead quiet. Karkat looked around the nearly abandoned area.
... GUYS?
Karkat stalked over to the second-in-command's room and violently knocked on the door.
INNSTA! GET THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR ROOM.
The door creaked open, a tired female blue blood peeked out of a crack in the door.
... Karkat?
WHO THE FUCK ELSE WOULD IT BE? THE HUMAN TOOTHFAIRY? WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYBODY?
Innsta poked her head further out and glanced around the den, trying to understand exactly what was going on.
They left.
NO SHIT THEY LEFT! WHERE'D THEY GO?
I think it was an off day. No training today or something. Everyone just bailed for the day.
Karkat's face was contorted in an extreme anger. He clenched his fists.
WHO EXACTLY SAID THERE WAS NO TRAINING TODAY?
Innsta glanced down at her wrist, seemingly checking the time from a watch that wasn't there.
You did? You mentioned how we did a googd job last time- *good. Jesus christ I'm tired.- and how we should take the day off. So everyone went into the city to do whatever people normally do on their time off.
Karkat gave a strangled noise of anguish before dropping his head into his hand, rubbing his face as he tried to get over the wave of rage he was riding.
god fucking damn it.
He looked back up.
ALRIGHT THEN. YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.
Innsta's eyes snapped open immediately.
Wait, what?
YOU FUCKING HEARD ME, I'VE DECIDED I'M HEADING OUT AND YOU'RE COMING WITH ME SEEING AS YOU'RE THE ONLY LAZY SACK OF PROCESSED GRUB THAT DECIDED TO STAY HERE. SO CONSIDER THIS EXTRA ON THE JOB TRAINING.
Innsta groaned.
I just wanted to sleep in...
Innsta closed the door and changed into her threshicutioner uniform before leaving the room.
I was having such a lovely dream of the wilderness too...
Karkat left the den with Innsta following closely behind, yawning, sickle drawn.